It appears that our beloved Alicia Keys has been sidetracked by a unknown illness. Due to this Keys will have to cancel tour dates. Earlier in the tour Jordan Sparks also left the tour due to an illness. Could they be one in the same? According to Keys Publicist:

  After canceling a concert in Pittsburgh, PA last night, eleven-time Grammy winner, Alicia Keys, must cancel a second stop along her Lexus Presents the Alicia Keys As I Am Tour due to a continued bout with swollen vocal chords. The show was scheduled for Thursday night at the Wolstein Center in Cleveland, OH. Ticket holders in both cities may contact the respective venues for instructions and fans with tickets for the Cleveland concert will be able to have them honored at the upcoming show in Columbus, OH.Keys, who is currently being treated by a physician, is expected to return to the stage on Saturday, April 26th at the Value City Arena at the Jerome Schottenstein Center in Columbus.Alicia Keys recently wrapped up a successful European run and kicked off the highly anticipated U.S. leg in Hampton, VA on April 19th. The As I Am Tour is in support of Keys’ 5 X worldwide platinum album, As I Am, which has spawned smash hit songs including the Grammy Award winning, “No One,” “Like You’ll Never See Me Again” and “Teenage Love Affair.” 

Whatever it is I hope it is not life threatening. Get well soon missy!!

P.S.

Did anyone see her perform on the Today Show?

Whoever is her makeup artist needs to be slapped for putting that hideous tan on Keys. She looks like she has a extreme case of beach burn!

Can you guess who this old geezer is? Cpmlleba Ivten!!

It’s Tevin Campbell!

The former R&B crooner made an appearance at the ASCAP Pied Piper Awards. This is what happens when a celebrity can no longer afford cosmetic surgery.

Recently newly released convict Foxy Brown visited a church to worship the lord. Brown visited The Apostle Church on St. Paul’s in NYC. 

Now I know Brown has been making suggestions that she is a changed woman and is appalled she used her cell phone as a rock but lets be serious for one second. Who here thinks Brown has actually changed her ways say I…. (Silence).

I sure as hell don’t. Realistically Brown is not changing anytime soon. But I will not knock her for trying.

It’s a terrible thing when a woman cannot let go of a man who treats her like yesterdays trash. Take Kim Porter for example. Porter was recently seen leaving Trilussa Restaurant in Beverly Hills with none other then Sean “Diddy” Combs the father of her four children.

Diddy played her for a fool for over ten years and continues to do so with his new toy, his employee Cassie. When will she ever learn some may ask? I say never!

I hate to admit it but I have recently watched the new VH1 reality show Miss Rap Supreme. The show consist of  a bunch of women with a extreme amount of testosterone in their system trying to be the next Lil Kim, MC Lyte, or Salt N’ Pepa.

While watching this show I experienced a shock when I realized one contestant was none other then Khia, the female rapper who experienced success with her single “My neck, my back” about ten years ago. Ok, ok maybe it was more like four. Anyway I was appalled that she was even alive. Last time I checked she was disfigured by a bullet fired by her boyfriend and had contracted HIV. Yeah I know ignorance is not a virtue but these were the tales spilling from the mouths of bloggers and industry heads.

As I watched the show I saw this grown ass woman trying to obtain stardom which she already experienced but was unable to hold on to. Khia didn’t impress the judges one of which was successful west coast rapper Yo-Yo.

Khia was asked to spit a full sixteen bar rap along with the other contestant and although she spit a chorus instead of a full sixteen she was allowed to stay. However the instruction was to spit an unwritten sixteen, something off the top of your head and it was discovered Khia broke this rule. She had previously recorded the verse she rapped. The judges unanimously voted her off and allowed Lionez, the young German rapper voted off to remain on the show.

I was disgusted and felt bile rise in my throat but I quickly realized it wasn’t because of her lack of skills but rather because of her crusty ass face and roger rabbit teeth. Yuck. Thank god I will not have to see her ass on the show ever again!!!

Rihanna, how we love thee. My favorite R&B punk rocker RiRi made an everlasting performance on the Glow in the Dark Tour headlined by Kanye West and featuring N.E.R.D. and Lupe Fiasco.

The tour made a stop in San Jose where they performed at the HP Pavilion on April 19^th.

The neon pink RiRi is wearing is fire and I must admit I have dabbled in the neon nail polish in the past few weeks and it has been my new night light.

Can you feel the spring breeze on your bosom?  Well actress Gabrielle Union and singer Jill Scoot can. Union and Scoot take it all off for this month Allure issue and she looks sensational.

Although I am no big fan of Union due to her negative views on bloggers I must admit the girl does have a certain “it” factor.

But then again I cannot stand her b*tch a**!!

Scott however is my girl. I love her to death. In this issue of Allure she also shows her tatas and looks a little too photo shopped for my taste.

According to Jill:

“nobody ever celebrates women whose bodies are bigger than a size 8. But here I am, naked in a magazine at size 16. I hope that I can be an inspiration to all women. We’re all beautiful, each and every one of us.”

Praise the lord girl. Now if only they didn’t make you look so translucent in this damn photo the entire article would have been on point.

Stacey Dash will grace the cover of Smooth magazine’s May issue. All I can say is…DAMN! Ole girl still got it!

Here are some flix of Lauren London on her new movie set “I Love You, Beth Cooper.” I love LL. She is a natural beauty unlike most women in Hollywood. She is classy and rarely if ever involved in some bullsh*^t story.

She’s fire. Now let’s hope she never really hooked up with Weezy!

Can someone tell me what’s wrong with this picture? Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane is out and about but it seems she left a key ingredient for her outfit at home…her BRA!!!

I know the saying goes “if you got it, flaunt it,” but not where children can see your perks sweetheart!