YES!!!!! Finals are over and I am ecstatic!! No more surprise quizzes, 10-15 page papers, 100 question exams or any other trivial examinations of my intelligence. I am FREE!!!

Since I have been away there has been a lot of drama in which I missed.

1. The beginning of the R.Kelly child molestation trail. FINALLY!!!!!!
2. Mariah Carey and her latest puppet husband Nick Cannon have gotten tattoos to display their love. It seems they are going hard to have people believe their “in love.”
3. Ray-J proposing to Whitney Houston. What for? No clue! Well maybe the money and unlimited supply of cannabis.
4. Jay-Z and Beyonce confirming their marriage. Like we already didn’t know.
5. Michelle Williams’s new video for “We Break the Dawn.” Not really feeling it.
6. Rocsi calling 50’s album garbage and his response by calling her a hoe! The drama!!!!!
7. Kim Kardasian getting liposuction for in her ass. What is this world coming to?
8. Kobe Bryant cheating on his wife Vanessa with a L.A. Lakers cheerleader name Vanessa!!! I mean he could have found someone in another state now!
9. Rihanna and Chris Brown’s make out session in KFC.
10. Queen Pen getting her ass beat by her no good boyfriend!!!

There sums up the celebrity news I have been considering in my brief leave of absence. Today’s a new day however. New drama, new music…celebrities have been busy since I’ve been away.

Jacqs